Love Advocate for a Needy Friend

Today I am going beyond the scope of regular friendship, and becoming a revolutionary love advocate on behalf of my friend, J.M.S. Here is a little bit about her:

• She makes an excellent cup of tea
• She's got gorgeous eyes and a lovely smile
• She's rather witty in her own little way
• Her taste in folk music is...amusing
• She has a great personality and can get along with pretty much anyone she wants to (notice the *wants*, if you're not lucky enough to get on her list of people she'd like to know, don't worry, you'll know if you're on the list or not...*jk*)
• She's very family oriented
• She's traveled extensively around the world and is looking for more adventures, particularly with 'someone special'
• She has the desire to grow closer with God

Applicants should have the following qualifications:

• be over the age of 22 and have some sort of career or be actively pursuing a career, particularly in Church Ministry (but let's not be too picky here)
• be of the male gender
• enjoy a good cup of tea
• have an interest in (or a willingness to learn about) folk music
• Not be intimidated by large families (in number, not descriptive quality) ,or large brothers, to be specific..(in descriptive quality and in number)
• Have the ability to entertain her with interesting witty conversation. Great blogs are an asset.
• Be actively pursuing to become closer with God
• Don't have any bizarre physical abnormalities (or be willing to manage them to a tolerable state) including and not limited to the following: unibrow, webbed fingers and toes, bad breath, excessive tattoos, or hair past the buttocks.

If anything in my friend's description catches your interest, and you meet all of the above listed qualifications, please do not hesitate to forward your resume to jeglubish@shaw.ca. Note that only short-listed candidates will be contacted for an interview.

Competition will remain open until a suitable candidate is found.