Single Ukranian female looking for Single Chinese Ukranian Male

So I decided tonight that perhaps I should be helping my chances of finding a suitable mate by advertising on the internet. So here I am, posting my advertisement on my blog...which won't really help my chances too much since no more than 10 people actually read these once in awhile. Oh well, here goes it anyways...

I do not believe that I should have to describe my qualities, as one can guess at my personality by reading my blogs. And as for the qualities I am looking for in someone, I've only come up with one specification:

• Must be Chinese Ukranian. Think about it, the food would be awesome: eggrolls and cabbage rolls, wontons in your borscht, garlic and ginger in everything. Sweet. Plus tonight someone said I would probably never get married if that's what I truly wanted in someone: for she believed it was impossible to find someone who is both chinese and ukranian at the same time. I believe that it is indeed possible. And I'm going to find me one. I wonder what our kids would look like...

Anyhow, so if any of you know of any single male chinese ukranians over the age of 22 and under the age of 30, please let me know. Oh, and they must be Christian. And know how to cook more than hotdogs and kraft dinner. And not leave their stinky socks all over the place. And be able to serenade me with beautiful love songs. And buy me a present on my birthday, or atleast send me a card. And have a car. And a sense of humour. Ok, so maybe there's more to my qualifications than ethnic background alone. Dang, my friend is right...this search is near impossible. Oh well, it WOULD be funny if I did meet someone who was Chinese Ukranian. I guess if I married someone who was Chinese and we had babies, they would be somewhat Chinese Ukranian (with a few other odd backgrounds in the mix).

I think I ate too much quiche tonight. Its doing weird things to me. Which is why I say ignore all my ramblings tonight: I'm tired and full of food. And if you happen to see any random pictures of me floating on the internet (such as a certain person's blogsite), it's not what you think.